It is your apple... I ate it.
-Stops clapping- Why?
Howareyouonlinealready?
It's pretty night, much night.
Tumblr! (Way too excited)
Look who's that is!
I'm ahead of you. ... That's MEEEEEE!
... And bring balance to the force!
-Sits down on bed, bed creaks-
G: Ohh, I'll be more careful next time.
L: It's ok. It's IKEA.
G: Exactly.
If you want to hug a chicken, I can hook you up ;)
-Runs to dad and Ingrid- IIIINCCOOOMPLEEEETE
LOOK AT MEEEEE!
L: We should make something useful.
G: Nope.
Look at the D!
I'm walking around with dead bodies in my inventory now.
This is me and my gang... Wait I'm not in it.
No x 34
I'm only getting creepers in the butt. Sounds explosive...
Creeper, creeper, creeper, creeper. Oh, that's you.
I didn't know there was an underwater water thing.
-Hiccup- You touch my tralala...
Dear Erik, I think I'm killing Gab.
I see... Not with my ears.
They're so cute, I want to kill them. No!
By the way, no.
Your hair smells so nice. I can hear it from here.
In your eyee - AAAH- -nearly falls out of chair because of a creeper-
G: Toads
L: Toast
G: Toads.... I tried to repeat you but I said toads again...
Worst cave,... Case...
L: I'm going to make food.
G: Do you want help?
L: It's noodles for fuck's sake.
I'm sad. I need new pants.
A creeper came on me.
It went into my nose hole. (a fly)
I've got chicken issues.
Shut up, you're not my mom! I'll mine under you.
G: Anything that is on fire is cool.
L: Wait until your house burns down.
-High five- I was looking at my elbow.
Buttefly! Wow, that's so sad. -Butterfly crashes into the ground-
G: You put cake on my laptop!?
L: I'm so sorry, bt there's also a steak on your laptop so what's your defense?
Do you want? - No, I hate it. (about coughdrops)
Watch out for the army! -Kid in small army truck appears-
G: Your face is wet.
L: Your mom is... No.
-pets dog- You're not a goat.
-presses 4 button in elevator- It's not working... Oh, we're on the 4th floor.
-touches bird poop- I kinda touched it.
Wow I just find new ways to sound stupid all the time!
Look at the lonely paper. -second paper flies past- Nope, it's not lonely.